I share my office with Panorama (Age 3.5) and Prospector (age 6 weeks).
Me: Pannie, what are you doing?
Pannie: Putting sunscreen lotion on my hand.
Me: Um... ok. Where did you get sunscreen?
Pannie: From my nose.
Over the past two years, I also worked as an author of Mastering AutoCAD Civil 3D (2008 and 2009) and Introducing Civil 3D 2009.